Lol, why not?

teenytigress:

I asked my brother for a glass of water and he brought me back a cup of ice and said “wait”

(via iusedtobeorgasm)

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thekayceenicole:

ambreechristineskye:

parkingstrange:

parkingstrange:

I found this really cool headband in Nicoles drawer

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Benji that is my bra

can we talk about how these people are perfect and you should go follow them right now?

Every time i see this i think of this:

(Source: parkingstrange, via iusedtobeorgasm)

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10 hours ago

laptopped:

imagine banana with any other vowel

bununu

benene

bonono

binini

bynyny

(via yelled)

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10 hours ago

railroadsoftware:

im sorry to break this to you, but it seems as if i have owned you so hard that you are now officially my son. im not happy about it either. in fact i am very disappointed in you 

(via trust)

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1 day ago

actionables:

look at this picture

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when you see it, you cannot unsee it

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it’s a woman

PAINTED TO LOOK LIKE A PARROT

A WOMAN

it took me 5 minutes to find her

I WAS LIKE NO THAT’S NOT A WOMAN, THAT’S A PARROT

(via trust)

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1 day ago

camo-zamboni:

camo-zamboni:

camo-zamboni:

My roommate and his girlfriend got in the shower together and they’re… Talking about politics?

I was expecting to hear “OH GOD, HARDER,” not “George Washington was entirely correct in his prediction of what distinct parties would do to politics as a whole.”

Nope nevermind, there it is, apparently political debate is just their form of foreplay

STOP REBLOGGING THIS HE HAS A TUMBLR

(Source: camo--zamboni, via trust)

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Posted
1 day ago

Dr. Seuss

This changed me

(via reveriesofawriter)

(Source: lsd-soaked-tampon, via negro-pleaase)

You have to be odd to be number one.
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1 day ago

prohibiti0n:

i have abs………..olutely nothing

(Source: prohibiti0n, via trust)

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1 day ago

skypestripper:

when u in class and porn pops up on ya dash

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(via trust)

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1 day ago
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